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Joke of the Day

"Two messiahs walk into a bar and the bartender says ""There's no prophet in this!"""

"Have you heard of the movie called ""Diarrhea""? It's okay if you haven't - it was a quick release."

"What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia? Haram bae"

"What's the difference between Toddlers & Tiaras and a scat fetish? One's fucking shit, and the other is a scat fetish. Just made it up, wondered how you guys thought it would be."

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermits finger! This is a guy I knows fav all time joke and I told him I would put it on here after telling him the jokes I read on here."

"I try to spend at least 45 minutes on Chatroulette a night, but I usually have to stop early because my arm gets tired."

"What's the difference between a clit and the mini bar in a hotel? Most men can find the mini bar in less than 3 minutes."

"Bought a cheap horse over the weekend. Problem is she sleeps all day. What a nightmare."

"I just whispered Beetlejuice 3 times and Michael Keaton showed up and asked for a job."

"Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!"