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"Alzheimer's Joke [Not Sure if Repost]"
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"A guy just told me ""All asians are ninjas"" I wanted to tell him how racist that was, but he was black and i didn't want to get beat down"
"A muslim arrives in paradise. He demands his 72 virgins but it turns out there just aren't enough women in heaven. He insists on his virgins. So he's given 72 female babies made in China."
"Her: OMG you're alive!!! I heard you bought the farm! ME: No no, I bought ""a"" farm. HER: but I told everyone you're dead! ME: That's fine"
"I hate it when you hold the door open for people And all they can say is, ""Oh fucking hell, I can see you having a shit!"""
"What is the name of your friend's advisor? Budweiser"
"Harry POTter? Hermione GANJer?HufflePUFF?? More like the sorcerer's STONED. Wake up, America, JK Rowling has a hidden agenda."
"I saw some guy hitting on a girl the other day... I think it was Mayweather"
"How do druggies store their data? LSD Cards."
"My neighbour left her outdoor stereo blaring & went out for the night. I now have a set of speakers for sale, minus the wires. Call me."