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Joke of the Day
"I saw some guy hitting on a girl the other day... I think it was Mayweather"
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"Jewish kid asks his father for $50 ... His father replies: ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""
"Got a mosquito bite last night. I bet that little guy is hungover today .__."
"Why should I submit a joke today? Because today's April full!"
"I'm writing a research paper on banning shredded cheese in supermarkets and instead only selling cheese is large blocks. The title is ""Make America Grate Again."""
"Whats the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew Harry made it out of the chamber"
"The day I let a dog make decisions for me ....Is the day I go blind."
"It did feel good. I used the craziest toilet this morning. It was one of those toilets that shoots water up your butt I forget the name. Bidet, it felt amazing."
"My friend asked me why I carry my gun inside my house I told him 'Decepticons.' He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed. So I shot the toaster. It was a good day."
"Does this cubicle make me look dead inside?"