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Joke of the Day

"My neighbour left her outdoor stereo blaring & went out for the night. I now have a set of speakers for sale, minus the wires. Call me."

"I went to the hairdresser and she asked how I'd like my hair cut. In silence."

"What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up? Geometry."

"London weather is just like Iraq. A little bit sunni, but mostly shiite."

"What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline."

"I found a place where recycling rate is 98% Reddit."

"Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch? Because they have no attachments."

"Why are some chillies nosy? They're jalapeno business"

"How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other? Very Quackly"

"I hired a pizza chef as my new golf coach. One way or another the dude is gonna fix my slice."