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Joke of the Day

"How do druggies store their data? LSD Cards."

"Bed Bath & Beyond starts off pretty normal-sounding, but then it goes galactic."

"How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier? The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!"

"I was playing the Witcher 3 and I realized It should be called the Bitcher, cause I slay more pussy than monsters. ( )"

"When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage."

"Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends? Because it's so salty."

"Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians? It was Bin-Laden"

"A guy dressed as a Chicken for Halloween finds a girl dressed as an egg. Apparently the answer is Chicken. (Edit: Typo)"

"Better be named after what? If you had to choose, would you prefer having a disease named after you, or be named after your mother in law?"

"Have you heard about that new movie Constipation? Oh wait - it hasn't come out yet! *ba dum tss*"