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Joke of the Day

"A feminist, a vegan, and a person who does CrossFit walk into a bar. I know this because they didn't shut up about it the entire night."

"A wife says to her husband ... ""I don't like you pushing me around all the time and talking behind my back"" Husband say ""Well honey what do you expect you're in a wheelchair"""

"How does a pirate greet a sea monster? What's Kraken?"

"Wasn't doing much, so submitting a funny link on reddit.. You are doing that too much. Try again later."

"Being a parent means often saying your child is shy rather than ""he sees how creepy u are, that's why he doesn't want to shake your hand""."

"A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste..."

"I've made many sacrifices to get where I am today. Most of them were children."

"women sure love never chilling the fuck out"

"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai doesn't like the Flinstones but Abu Dhabi do"

"Is my ambition to be a plumber just a pipe dream?"