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Joke of the Day

"Harry POTter? Hermione GANJer?HufflePUFF?? More like the sorcerer's STONED. Wake up, America, JK Rowling has a hidden agenda."

"I bet all the other glues are really jealous of Super Glue."

"Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry."

"What does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"

"So a patient walks into my therapist office... [INFORMATION PROTECTED BY THE HIPPA]"

"Although I'm not exactly overjoyed with my single status. I thank God I'm not married to the obviously married guy hitting on me."

"I threw a recyclable item in the trash in case any ladies were looking for a ""badboy"" type."

"What type of shoes to pedophiles wear? White Vans."

"They're remaking Ocean's 11 with an all-female cast and it's gonna be called Ocean's 8 It's that damn wage gap I tell ya!"

"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out"