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Joke of the Day
"Fart Jokes Are sometimes shitty."
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"I had no idea how long ago 1997 was when I was living it."
"Rule: Grown men should not use ""lol"" in a convo with another male."
"Hellen of troy, the face that launched a thousand ships... ...And the ass that docked them."
"Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk."
"I slept through the alarm this morning Luckily it wasn't a big fire"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tree Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric"
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