185242

Joke of the Day

"If you're a couple who sit on the same side of the booth, I'mma slide into the empty seat and eat your fries. Stop creeping everyone out."

"My phone autocorrected my name to shark and now I hate my parents for not calling me shark"

"Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow in the sky She missed"

"What kind of government does Disney World have? A plutocracy"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ? Brian drain !"

"Pizza is like sex... When its good, its really good, but when its bad, its still pretty good."

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows!"

"Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms? Thunder storms just *sound* better"

"Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was out standing in his field"

"My problem with McDonalds is I can't go retrieve my kids in the play tubes because I can't fit in the play tubes because I eat at McDonalds."