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Joke of the Day

"I slept through the alarm this morning Luckily it wasn't a big fire"

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess? The latter is a group of cunning runts."

"Why do terrorist use Nokia phones? so they can reuse the phone after the explosion"

"What's Mr. T's favorite band? the Foo Fighters"

"What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !"

"London weather is just like Iraq. A little bit sunni, but mostly shiite."

"""It's not you, it's me. "" - twins looking at family photos"

"What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS? Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!"

"A man says, "" It's raining cats and dogs!"" The Chinese man comes out of his house with his chopsticks immediately..."

"Where do Knights get their armour? The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10."