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Joke of the Day
"What do Trump supporters and child molesters have in common? They both like immature assholes."
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"What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !"
"What did the redditor do with the embarrassing naked picture he found of himself? Throwaway, for obvious reasons."
"How is your mom just like a laundromat? For a dollar in quarters she will take my load."
"Ryan had to go potty real bad, but the door to the potty was Lochte."
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped."
"What's long hard and has semen in it? A submarine!"
"The Sales Man A man carrying 6 babies in a train. A lady sitting next 2 him asked,""are these ur babies? ""No I'm a condom salesman & these are Customer Complaints.."
"Huffington Post says all that passive aggressive behavior can harm your marriage. In other obvious news, water is wet and the sun is hot."
"What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song? Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey"