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Joke of the Day
"I had no idea how long ago 1997 was when I was living it."
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"Asked my dad if he heard about the head tranplant on the news. He said, ""No, but it sounds like it's way ahead of it's time."""
"What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? Milk and quackers."
"I swallowed a live bee the other day It turned into quite an intra-sting situation."
"gynecologist Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A: A wet nose."
"Q- How many billionaires does it take to make Batman A- Three. Two to die and one to never get over it. I heard this in the game Arkham Knight"
"That escalated quickly - Me to 4 unamused strangers on the Mall escalator."
"If it wasn't for auto-tune Jennifer Lopez would be selling rugs and little Puerto Rican flags out of a van at the intersection by the mall."
"An englishman a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar The welshman isn't there because he's still at the euros"
"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam! (Kill me)"