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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a disabled Lego? An O."
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"Never marry a girl whose mother's name is Hope.... because 'Hope' never dies."
"What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop."
"(x-post from /r/lotr) How many Nazgul does it take to kill a hobbit? Ten."
"What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl? Shake that blasphemy"
"What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don't eat broccoli."
"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... ...but then I turned myself around."
"They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness"
"Toilet Stolen From Police Station... Cops Have Nothing To Go On"
"What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape? Let it Gogh!"