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Joke of the Day
"What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl? Shake that blasphemy"
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"WHAT'S BETTER THAN A ROADMAN!!!!!!??? A ROADMAP!!!"
"The Comcast repairman asked if he could use my bathroom. I guess he had to cut some cable."
"Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can't see that it says: ""This one has insurance. Don't kill him."""
"Why would Hilary Clinton as president be good for the economy? We would only need to pay her 78 cents on the dollar."
"I shall play you the song of my people *stomach growls*"
"There are two typos of people in the world... ... those who proofread, and those who don't."
"Two birds flying through the air... Flugen zwei Vogel durch die Luft. Sagt eine zum anderen, ""Vorsicht"" da kommt ein Hub-schrau-schrau-schrrau"
"What do you call a Mexican vs a Mexican in basketball? Juan on Juan"
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I hadn't masturbated for a month. Seriously, when I ejaculated it was six feet. Which was unusual, as usually it's cum. Strange day."