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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don't eat broccoli."

"My wife has eczema on her Boobs. She has a cracking pear of Tits."

"My girlfriend just emailed me a photo of us on our first date together. It's a very treasured memory for me. Problem is, the file wont open on my computer. I guess I have emotional attachment issues."

"My dog does back-flips when the Raiders kick a field goal....... my buddy asked me what he does when they score a touch-down and I told him I didn't know, I've only had him for 6 years."

"What do you call it when...? What do you call it when you photograph childbirth? Child bornography."

"Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?"

"No one cares if you go to the bathroom. In fact, you are the only one who gives a shit."

"An amazing talking dog"

"I'm surprised carving faces into vegetables after pulling out their innards isn't incorporated into more American Holidays."

"memes http://imgur.com/qe7LBx5 there"