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Joke of the Day
"What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape? Let it Gogh!"
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"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. "
"I almost had a three sum last night. I just needed two more people."
"Break ups are the worst in China. You see her face everywhere."
"What is the same about Subway and Jarred They both put 30 year old meat between 12 year old buns"
"Why do you ask me to press 1 for english when you know damn well you're going to transfer me to someone who doesn't speak english?"
"So four gay guys walk into a crowded bar, there is only one stool free. How do they all sit? They turn the stool upside down"
"What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument? A ""moderator"", apparently."
"LPT: If your dentist has no painkillers, ask him for Helium. It will be hilarious when you scream."
"I heard German invented new DDR-memory... It's called ""cyclone bee"""