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Joke of the Day

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... ...but then I turned myself around."

"What does 83 year old pussy taste like? Depends"

"I like Ouija boards It's the only game I can still play with grandma."

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black"

"Heading to work this morning there was a car parked on the train tracks, with a bumper sticker that said ""Honk if you love Jesus!"" That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus."

"Are you feeling cold right now? Just stand in the corner to warm up, they are usually 90 degrees."

"Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys."

"The best way to show someone you hate them is to serve them food without cheese on it."

"My enemies are gonna be so sorry if I ever get out of this bean bag chair."

"Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans? Because it was soda pressing."