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Joke of the Day

"They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness"

"So an Irishman.... Walks out of a bar...."

"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work"

"CASHIER: One ultrathin lubricated condom. That'll be $3.25 DUCK: Can you put it on my bill? CASHIER: That's not where it goes, silly"

"I went to the Zoo today They only had one dog. It was a Shih Tzu."

"I wonder why nobody told Forrest Gump's mom that all you have to do is flip over the box of chocolates and it tells you what's inside."

"Two gay guys went out for a night on the town without any cash. It was an unfunded mandate."

"[spelling bee] Your word is ""spider"" Can you use it in a sentence? ""A spider has eight eyes."" [kid smiles] Spider. S-P-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-D-E-R"

"I guess Donald Trump hates Pre-shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"

"obama canceled the moon exploration program! now we'll never know why it keeps disappearing every month"