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Joke of the Day

"I'm not allowed at the gym anymore because I dropped my chili dog on the treadmill"

"What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over thehill while wearing sunglasses? Nothing. He did not recognize them."

"My parents would hide fruit roll ups on top of the refrigerator where I couldn't reach them. And leave chemicals under the sink."

"If only Lord Ram used Apple maps to reach Ayodhya, Beijing would have been celebrating Diwali today."

"Who's the fattest knight at the king's table? circumference"

"Going on the Obama diet... Putin will eat my lunch everyday..."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken"

"Hi Officer I was pulled over one day and the officer looked at me ask asked ""How high are you?"" I laughed and said ""No officer, you said it wrong, it's Hi how are you"""

"Of course I like you, which is why I have to act like I don't like you so you'll know how much I like you."

"I don't understand why people make jokes out of 9/11 Those jokes are just plane wrong"