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Joke of the Day
"What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on? Mourning Wood"
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"My wife always freaks out when she's on her period Keep having to tell her to stop ovary acting."
"What was Pablo Escobar's favourite pool party game? Narco Polo."
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"Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake."
"I keep my monocle freshly waxed so it easily slips out of my eye socket and falls into my cup of tea whenever I'm shocked by your behavior."
"Wife: that's never going to work Husband: you're so negative, Sandra W: you're planting bird seeds H: LET ME GROW MY BIRDS, WOMAN"
"Cheese and schizophrenia -Which cheese is schizophrenic? -Halloumi"
"What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word? TeX-MeX"
"What do women share in common with a condoms? They spend more time in your wallet than on your cock."