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Joke of the Day

"What was Pablo Escobar's favourite pool party game? Narco Polo."

"NYC's New Year's sucked. They really dropped the ball this year."

"Went for ""a walk"" today, like some kind of prehistoric moron."

"What kind of memes do Germans like? Danke memes"

"Have you got a copy of ""Living with a small penis ?"" Librarian ""I don't think its in yet"" ""Yep thats the one"" I replied"

"But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."

"You ever feel like you just don't really understand anything, and then your hands turn into flippers and you realize you're a dolphin?"

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours...? Not *your* cheese!"

"ISSUE: is the road runner wile e coyote's son FOR: thhey, seem to respect each other, on some level AGAINST: one of them is a dog"

"how many sexual perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? only one. but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out."