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Joke of the Day

"What do women share in common with a condoms? They spend more time in your wallet than on your cock."

"I just shaved my legs for the first time in 2 weeks so if you will come clean out my tub I won't judge u for making a beautiful rug"

"gotta ove Valentines Day roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not a good poet, ...you're hot."

"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator... I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple? She's Got The Jack"

"Clothes make the man. Indonesian children make the clothes."

"""It's our third date and you still wear that shirt?"" Honey, this all they have in prison."

"What did the dyslexic Satanist do? He sold his soul to Santa."

"When you go toe to toe with a Vietnamese Mexican... You either nguyen or you luz."

"I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't."