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Joke of the Day
"My wife always freaks out when she's on her period Keep having to tell her to stop ovary acting."
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"What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done? Thank you very much for honest sharing."
"Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas? They are writing to Satan."
"What kind of car does a viking drive? A fjord"
"Going on the Obama diet... Putin will eat my lunch everyday..."
"Your plastic surgery looks amazing. Your rotting, lifeless corpse is going to look so young. The other corpses will be so jealous."
"Why can't astronauts eat popsicles? In space, no one can hear the ice cream truck."
"Hoe do you call a dog that likes to be on the internet. A Labragoogle."
"Why isn't John Oliver having sultanas in his fruitcake? Because it's the currant year."
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff badum tss"