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Joke of the Day

"Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake."

"It's not fair that women make 77 cents for every dollar a man makes... ...that only leaves 23 cents for the guy!"

"What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed? Brush their teeth!"

"Donald Trump calls on Hillary to shut down her foundation. Meanwhile, we're all still begging him to choose a more natural color for his."

"The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range."

"Curiosity actually killed my cat. Worst stripper ever."

"The future The world in 10 years... MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100... Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?"

"Why don't you make jokes about muslims? Because they will fucking kill you."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

"What is the worst joke you have ever Heard? I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."