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Joke of the Day

"Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake."

"""Fluffy died today"" ""Oh my god I'm so sorry, was he a cat or dog? ""He was a boa constrictor"" ""Well that made me feel better"""

"When geese fly in a ""V"" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side."

"So the Disney alligator killed the 2 year old recently. I hope the alligator has a good time with the gorilla."

"The Doctor says: ""Mrs Jones, I think your 7 year old is watching way too much TV"" ""How can you tell?"" asked Mrs Jones ""He just asked me if Cialis is right for him"""

"What is Pedobear's favorite time of the day? When the big hand touches the little hand."

"Don't ever debate with an absurdist... because you will always chair apple man with hands for eyes."

"What do KFC and Tumblr have in common? Transfats"

"What do call a fish with a Phd? A brain sturgeon."

"Life is like a game of chess The whites have the advantage"