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Joke of the Day
"What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word? TeX-MeX"
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"Felony Insurance, like car insurance but for when you hate someone so much you just have to throw a cinder block through their windshield."
"Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet."
"How do you fix a Jack O Latern? With a pumpkin patch!"
"Why don't any American football players wear glasses? Because it is a contact sport!"
"Have you heard the joke about the man with no tongue? No? Probably a good thing, it's pretty tasteless."
"what kind of flooring does jesus have in his kitchen gentiles"
"What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll? People keep ripping me off."
"First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper !"
"Shouting ""put your hands in the air like you just don't care!"" is a fun way to bring a party atmosphere to a bank robbery."