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Joke of the Day
"Cheese and schizophrenia -Which cheese is schizophrenic? -Halloumi"
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"Not tryin to impress anyone BUT the priest did just say I had the ""body of Christ"" right before he fed me a cracker. Gym has been paying off"
"I like my woman like I like my coffe With no pubic hair."
"Racist joke,(answer this BEFORE you click) What do you call a black man flying a plane? No!!! A pilot! A fucking pilot! You racist bastard!"
"'Knock Knock.' 'Who's there?' The pilot."
"What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !"
"Ran my first 10k this morning. ...I'm kidding, I'm on my second Milky Way."
"Yo momma joke Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"Just farted loudly outside my office before checking to see if anyone was nearby. Nobody was. It's called the #edge, & I am #livin on it"
"Since the world is doing reposts. ""Knock knock"" you: ""Who's there?"" me: ""hoo"" you: ""Who's hoo?"" me: ""What're you, an owl?"""