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Joke of the Day

"Greek Life Q: Why did the young Greek boy run away from home? A: He was not being reared right!"

"What do The Police do to catch criminals easily? Sting operation, of course!"

"Worst joke I could think of. A man walks into a bar, it hurt. Watch where the fuck you're going."

"I had sex in a hall of mirrors. I was fucking beside myself."

"Sometimes I go days without even thinking about the Alamo."

"I've been asking God to send me my soul-mate. Either he's not listening or we've got very different ideas on how she should look."

"A guy was admitted to the emergency ward with half a dozen toy horses stuck up his ass. His condition was listed as ""stable""."

"Did you hear about the new Indian version of Oliver Twist? ""Please, can I have samosa?"""

"What is the difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go days without drinking!"

"If cops were really public servants they'd stop pulling me over and start cleaning my house."