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Joke of the Day

"What do The Police do to catch criminals easily? Sting operation, of course!"

"What do you call a sudden fart? An institute."

"Fact that will blow your mind away. Did you know that Oprah Winfrey contains enough air that it can be used to inhabit life on Mars by creating an atmosphere."

"Two peanuts are hanging out with the wrong crowd... One was assaulted!"

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Can I get you a drink?"" Descartes starts to say, ""I think not--"" but he disappears. I AM SO FUNNY, RIGHT GUISE?"

"Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team? Mr. Do Ping"

"Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs? Jason's Doner-Van"

"What did 0 say to 8? hey, nice belt!"

"What do a politician and a sperm have in common? One in thousnads has a chance to e a human being. ~Edit: I edited the title."

"Dictinry for sell. Never use."