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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I go days without even thinking about the Alamo."

"The Riddler always struck me as the Batman villain most likely to have been a pickup artist."

"Why did the Reddit cross the line?"

"In Israel, we just want peace. A piece of Jordan, a piece of Egypt, a piece of Lebanon..."

"Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes but she does't realise it she thinks we're actually listening !"

"I once played the back end of a wasp in a pantomime play. But I thought I was the bees' knees..."

"What has five arms, three legs and a head? The finish line at the Boston Marathon"

"When I'm backing out of a parking spot I like to just close my eyes and gun it because anythings possible through Jesus Christ"

"I tried to watch the paralympic games.. I couldn't though because the channel was disabled"

"Jesus died for our sins. But then he came back to life. Pretty sure that breaks the deal."