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Joke of the Day

"Worst joke I could think of. A man walks into a bar, it hurt. Watch where the fuck you're going."

"How do you know when the king of Egypt is horny? ...From all the Pharaoh moans."

"Why did the old lady fall into the well? She didn't see that well"

"What do you call a prostitute giving a blowjob under a bridge? Nothing. That's a low blow."

"A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face. Edit: Come on! It s a joke, don t get butt hurt! And yes, I spelled woman wrong, who cares?"

"You know what's Obama doing right now? He's Havana good time (sorry)"

"What do you call low class gay women? Plesbians"

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets Then every year we could save millions of mosquito's from dying needlessly of Aids."

"Licked a frog once. He didn't turn into a prince but he did turn into an ambulance ride."

"I've never been good with 'pick-up' lines I once said to this girl, ""Hey, you get fries with that shake?"" It turns out she had Parkinson's."