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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go days without drinking!"
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"Why are lesbians statistically more poor than the average person? Because they eat out every night."
"Whats Black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist."
"Don't do the pathetic baby talk when talking to the baby. They don't understand you any better. You don't go up to a dog and start barking."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra"
"What do you call a pregnant girl A run on sentence"
"Obama says he's pro-vaccine, GOP comes out against it. Now Obama needs to express his support for breathing."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !"
"What's the most popular pub in the Middle East? The Allahu ak-Bar"
"What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms? 2Na"