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Joke of the Day
"Two condoms walk by a gay bar... One says to the other, ""Wanna go inside and get shitfaced?"""
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"Clean tweeting is liberating. You don't need profanity to make a point. Look: Tell her she has beautiful eyes. Female dogs love that poopy."
"How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter? Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback"
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kids? Easy on the candy!"
"Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block."
"How does an optometrist make love? Better like this ... or better like this?"
"To err is human To arrrgh is pirate"
"""Ways you would tell your mother you secretly have the hots for her."" -Family Freud"
"Einstein made a theory about space... It was about time too."
"What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag? Twix."