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Joke of the Day
"How does an optometrist make love? Better like this ... or better like this?"
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"Men can't have multiple orgasms so having sex several times is hard Then soft, then hard, then soft"
"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't, he fell off yours."
"You know what's worse than your tribal tattoo? The story about why you got it."
"I've tried all week long and still haven't been able to teach this baby how to Dougie. Does anyone know the return policy in these things?"
"[out in public] Me: A kid is crying. Wife: It's not one of ours. [we fist bump]"
"I thought it was FRAT Tuesday! Now what am I supposed to do with all these popped collars?"
"The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back"
"[writes THIS IS A ROBBERY on a deposit slip, slides it to teller] [teller writes something, slides it back] NO THIS IS A DEPOSIT SLIP"
"A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."