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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block."
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"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's a fucking skeleton. He's dead and shit."
"How many ears does Spock have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear."
"I need some white people jokes. I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you've got."
"What is the best way to get called a ,""genius?"" ...by losing a billion dollars in business."
"[stop light] It will turn green in 5 4 3 2 1.. And Now It Will Turn Greeeeeeeen *turns green* Ah yes nailed it."
"Forget about whether or not you have curves, real women have brains."
"Half of middle aged mothers don't go to the cinemas I don't believe that where do they make all their phone calls"
"What do runners eat before a race? Nothing. They fast"
"I googled your mom and got a virus. For all the ""your mom"" jokesters out there. Just made that one up."