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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag? Twix."
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"What do you call a vessel full of academics? A scholarship"
"Maybe teenagers just aren't strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat"
"*Spends 30 min practicing Starbucks order in mirror* *Feels confident* *""Hi I'd like a grander ahoy Ralph Macchioatto lateenbay""* *dammit*"
"How does Moses make his coffee? He-brews it."
"In the future, Martian singers will have to drop their albums 62% earlier in order to account for reduced gravity on Mars."
"That moment when the woman ur dancing behind bends over so u can grind &u realize she lost an earring & nobody in starbucks can hear ur iPod"
"What do chicks and jobs have in common? They're usually only interest in you if you already have one."
"Whats the difference between a murder and Hamlet performed by geese? Nothing, they're both fowl play"
"What's the hardest part of skydiving? The ground!"