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Joke of the Day

"What's the definition of ""Tender Love?"" Two gays with hemorrhoids. "

"An asian woman gets into car and starts driving... thought you'd enjoy that one."

"Edward Scissorhands was beaten mercilessly by the school bully, Edward Rockhands"

"""I hate you but I'm not in hate with you."" - Murderer delicately explaining why he left a victim with only a light stabbing"

"...her name was April, and her only son went on to become a comedian but everyone just called him: April's fool."

"Helium Factory It looks like the negotiations at the helium factory were falling apart....everything was up in the air."

"I was at the beach wondering why frisbees always look bigger the closer they get And then it hit me"

"Too many kids don't know what it's like to enjoy a book the old-fashioned way (watching the movie version on VHS the night before a test)."

"Chris Brown is Selling his pitbulls. he doesn't want to live with something that can fight back."

"BlackBerry: being significantly less obvious than a magazine to carry into the office shitter since 2002."