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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !"
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"What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom? If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy?"
"I'm beginning to believe that my road worker friend is a kleptomaniac.. So I went to his house to confront him and all the signs were there."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? Pizzas smell good in the oven"
"Miss France just won Miss Universe The French finally won something."
"It is my sincerest hope that the act of dying feels like finally peeing after a long bumpy car ride."
"How does Shrek describe his sex with Fiona? Medi-Ogre"
"What does a Russian need to drink to get his alcohol level to 200mg.. ..nothing for 3 days."
"Wanted to know what the did in the Pentagon... So I built a Hexagon *they"
"Knock Knock Who's there? The pilot"