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Joke of the Day

"Helium Factory It looks like the negotiations at the helium factory were falling apart....everything was up in the air."

"I fired a man named Diarrhea today... His shit wasn't together"

"Police are on the lookout for a magician dwarf who escaped prison. They're looking for a small medium at large."

"The world's fastest boxer invited anyone to try to avoid his fists... There was no punchline."

"Thanks for being here right on time. We'll see you in a few hours. - Doctors"

"*mugger pulls a knife* Mugger: gimme your money Me: well this night took a SHARP turn *later* Doctor: it's a record for amount of stabs"

"What did the triangle say to the preacher? Forgive me father for I have sin()."

"What do you call two gay chickpeas? Hummusexuals."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race"

"For Sale: Starter motor for Perpetual Motion Machine. Only used once."