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Joke of the Day
"An asian woman gets into car and starts driving... thought you'd enjoy that one."
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"Maybe It's You The debut album from the literal chorus of Taylor Swift exes. Available for download from iTunes soon."
"Good Girls Vs Bad Girls Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."
"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up"
"I'm going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I'm going to haunt grows everyday."
"I like my women the way I like my cake... Moist."
"Just heard a woman compare different products by calling the last one ""even differenter."" I am now embarrassed to be human."
"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''."
"Why did Hitler really kill himself because he couldn't pay his gas bill"
"Two cows were talking in a field.. One said to the other, ""Have you heard about that mad cow disease?"" The other says, ""Yeah, good thing we're penguins""."