120567

Joke of the Day

"Chris Brown is Selling his pitbulls. he doesn't want to live with something that can fight back."

"What is Jamaican Pikachu's favorite dance? The Polka Mon"

"I hate when my bank account is like a musical composition by Bach Baroque."

"That awkward moment when someone you like talks to you and all you can do is smile like an idiot."

"Make sure you tip your exorcist or else you can get repossessed."

"A gentleman never eats his soup by soaking it into his tie and squeezing it out into his mouth"

"Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Look for the fresh prints."

"Donald Trump is losing support from Republicans He is considering joining the Whig party."

"I hate when I get so stoned that I can barely feel my legs and arms and antlers and wings."