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Joke of the Day

"How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? ""I don't know but I can look it up for you."""

"What's the difference between Christmas presents and ass whuppins? You ain't gettin' no Christmas presents!"

"You have the circle if light, but what do you call the circle of death? A noose."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"Whats white and salty? Salt."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up cunts"

"Some jokes are like doctors... They get better with repeated deliveries."

"I saw a huge spider wearing a turban and carrying an AK-47 yesterday and I shit myself. I'm guessing I have Iraqnophobia."

"Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it."

"Not funny, people. I lost both my parents to a Hot Tub Time Machine."