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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they teach sex-ed and drivers-Ed on the same day in the Middle East? Because the camels can't handle it."

"What is springy and springy? the Easter Bunny"

"What did the ghost say to the bees? Boo Bees"

"If you ever hear me say that I missed you it's only because I have bad aim."

"free space program idea: when you bring a spaceship back to earth land it on a huge seesaw and launch another ship off the other side"

"I Like my slaves like I like my coffee: Free"

"""Boop"" - Zebra walking past a self service checkout."

"Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No it's roamin' all over your face."

"I remember this from a Monty Python ""My dog has no nose!"" Says one man. His friend asks ""well how does he smell?"" ""Stinky!"""

"My girlfriend and I were practicing safe sex... i told her sex with a condom on doesn't usually feel as good. she pulled it off"