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Joke of the Day
"I'm thinking about opening a sports themed strip club. Gonna call it The Press Box."
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"What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love? A stupid Cupid!"
"Chuck Norris once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower."
"What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant? A bodybag"
"Everyone always wants to date the hot crazy chick.....Till you're standing outside watching your house burn."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ho's."
"It's a sad day today for Eminem fans. Not for any particular reason, just because their lives are generally very sad and meaningless."
"I try and avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they're in the middle of a race."
"I'm worried about my friend My friend has just be diagnosed as a Polaroid Schizophrenic. It developed quickly."
"Q: Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat? A: She wanted to wash up on shore."