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Joke of the Day

"Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause? because he only came once a year"

"My wife keeps 72 half-empty bottles of stuff in the shower. And if I even look at them, they all throw themselves on the floor."

"What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows? An archerd."

"[TRIGGER WARNING] If I had a dollar for every gender... I would have 2 dollars."

"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth inside."

"Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes? Could they not hire taller dancers?"

"What did the slutty DNA say to the other DNA? Unzip your genes."

"What do runners eat before a race? Nothing. They fast"

"How do you jerk off a sprinter? Pull a fast one."

"Why did the dumb girl have a painfull bellybutton? Her boyfriend isn't the smartest one either."