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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle? It's always right."

"The 1996 film ""Crack"" was directed by whom? Francis Snort Cokealot"

"[Seahawks locker room] Coach: okay if we want to win we will need to have a bigger number for the score! Wilson: well put! Well put!"

"My friend once told me Never start a joke you can't finish That's why I haven't committed suicide yet"

"Thheres just not enough moisture in food now a days. Run that shit under the faucet"

"Pascal: Come on, we must go! Me: Man, you are really making a lot of pressure for 1 Pascal."

"My son fell asleep on a lego. He is in critical condition and will be getting surgery this morning. He is currently on morphine and has had several seizures."

"I find it inconsiderate that policemen always ask if I had been drinking but they never bother to ask if I had anything to eat at all"

"A boy talks to his mother about what he hopes to become. The boy said, ""Mom? I have something to tell you"" ""Go ahead"", the mother said. ""I promise not to laugh."" *The boy wanted to be a comedian.*"

"Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:1. Stay together forever2. Break upNo pressure."