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Joke of the Day

"Pascal: Come on, we must go! Me: Man, you are really making a lot of pressure for 1 Pascal."

"I'm a lot like an iPhone 4. Girls always leave me in bars and my face is busted"

"My doctor told me I'm suffering from a Superman complex. But I couldn't stay for long, so I had to fly."

"Why do Jews stay home during the summer? They don't like going to camps."

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags."

"Corduroy Pillow ""Did you guys hear about those new corduroy pillows?"" [silence] ""No? I heard they were making headlines"""

"How many minutes equal one orgasm ? One eight year old."

"Once while eating bacon I said I was ""getting piggy with it"" and now I have no friends."

"*shoots self in the foot and screams in agony for 20 seconds* *hits 'stop recording' on outgoing voicemail message*"

"I found a ghost passed out on my stairs last night. He must have been really into the boos! Happy October!"