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Joke of the Day
"The 1996 film ""Crack"" was directed by whom? Francis Snort Cokealot"
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"Can I donate fat instead of blood?"
"teacher: are u a visual thinker, auditory thinker, or kinesthetic thinker me: oh im not a thinker"
"I would imagine there really isn't any market for sea shells down by the sea shore considering the abundance of free sea shells."
"Did you hear about the man with no penis? He went home and gave his wife a right bollocking."
"Father in law just made an accidental calculus joke By the time I got to calculus in math, I realized I had reached my limit."
"What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering."
"What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora? M'laria"
"The Magic Conch I started imagining the magic conch episode of spongebob, but with a cock in place of the conch. I think it has potential"
"I would tell you a devilish joke about getting wet but I wouldn't want to damn-pun your mood."