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Joke of the Day
"My wife is acting like giving me the silent treatment for four days is a bad thing."
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"Give a dog a bone and you've made a friend for the day, teach a dog to bone and you'll have friends for life."
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"[chess tournament] RIVAL: [plays move] ME: [knocks board aside. punches rival in face] Chess! COMMENTATOR: He's won every round this way"
"How is an undergraduate degree like a pedophile? A minor makes both of them hard"
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"Why do fat white women like black guys? Because they heard black makes you look thin."
"We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak."