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Joke of the Day
"She said she was burning with desire, so I threw a bucket of water at her. Dating is bullshit."
Next Joke
"Teacher: Why are you late Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said ""School Ahead Go Slow!"""
"""Stop the bus and let my friend Jack off!"""
"What happens to gay horses when they die? They become ""super"" glue!"
"I thought I had lost my porn stash It was right under my nose all along."
"Ray rice got caught punching his girlfriend in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels."
"What is the Sun's favorite type of music? Sol."
"I take my women just how I take my hair conditioner with silicone"
"I will be celebrating Columbus Day by setting sail for India, landing in Spain, and telling everyone who lives there to move out."
"What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room? A full set of teeth"