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Joke of the Day
"Why do fat white women like black guys? Because they heard black makes you look thin."
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"My dad just had thought surgery and i asked him if he could still talk he said yes, and i'm about to email the doctor to see if i can get my bribe back."
"Don't you just hate it when you BP red wine on a white tablecloth? [New verb. Make it so.]"
"(NSFW) A blind man walks past a fish market and exclaims ""Hellooo Ladies"""
"Petition to get Bruno Mars to change his middle name to ""there's water on"""
"There should be a food group called ""fuck it."""
"What do the french call 4/20? 80"
"You know why people insisted on calling the Higgs Boson for ""the God particle""? Because since the Higgs Boson gives mass to tiny particles, they imagined that it had to be a tiny priest."
"For you Atlanta Ga folks Welcome to Decatur, where the men are men and so are the women. Welcome to Midtown, where the women are women and so are the men."
"Guy on this bus just congratulated his friend for having a birthday. Indeed, congratulations are in order for this unique accomplishment"